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KomentarNaslov komentara: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:18 pm

The Imaam of Hadeeth, the Shaykh - Muhammad Naasiruddeen al-Albaanee (rahima-hullaah) narrated:

“I bought a piece of land because it was cheap, and then began building a house and a shop (on it). As it was, the distance between my house to the Zaahiriyyah library which I used to frequent became further. (At the time), I used to work on a watch or two before the library opened its doors (in the morning).

I (then) bought a bicycle to ride, and it was the first time the people of Damascus saw such a sight, that a shaykh wearing a turban was riding a bicycle!; as a result they were very surprised. (At the time), there was a magazine run by a Christian entitled: ((al-Mudh-hik al-Mubkee)) and it mentioned this ("amazing") sight, and I was none too concerned by these small issues, since all that mattered to me was (saving) time!”

Safahaat baydhaa. min hayaat Shaykhinaa al-Albaanee – Page 24

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Concerning the Imaam, the Shaykh - Muhammad ibn Saalih al-'Uthaymeen (rahima-hullaah), it has been narrated by Ihsaan ibn Muhammad al-'Utaybee:

"After having prayed in al-Haram al-Makkee, the Shaykh left the Haram wanting to go somewhere by car. So he stopped a taxi and sat in. During the journey, the taxi driver wanted to get to know his passenger, so he asked: "Who are you O Shaykh?"

The Shaykh replied: "Muhammad ibn 'Uthaymeen"

Surprised, the taxi driver asked: "Shaykh Ibn 'Uthaymeen?", thinking the Shaykh was lying to him, since he could not believe someone like the Shaykh would ever be a passenger in his taxi.

So the Shaykh replied: "Yes, the Shaykh"

So the taxi driver turned his head towards the Shaykh out of sheer surprise at this fare.

The Shaykh then asked: "Who are you O brother?"

So the taxi driver replied: "Shaykh 'Abdul-'Azeez ibn Baaz!!"

The Shaykh laughed, enquiring: "You're Shaykh 'Abdul-'Azeez ibn Baaz?!!!"

The taxi driver replied: "Yeah! just like you're Shaykh Ibn 'Uthaymeen!!!"

So the Shaykh said: "But Shaykh 'Abdul-'Azeez ibn Baaz is blind, and does not drive a car!!

Just then it dawned upon the taxi driver that the passenger sitting next to him was indeed the Shaykh Ibn 'Uthaymeen. And what a fine mess he had got himself into now!"

Safahaat Mushriqah min Hayaat al-Imaam Muhammad ibn Saalih al-'Uthaymeen - Page 79
Ref: al-Madeenah ((ar-Risaalah)), number: 13788

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One day Ash Shaikh, Al Faqeeh, Al Usoolee, Al Allaamah Muhammad bin Saalih Al ‘Uthaymeen, rahimahullaah was asked in one of his classes in ramadhaan:

Dear Noble Shaykh:

“Is it permissible for me (as a male) to stay at home and perform my (obligatory prayers) whilst following the Imaam of the Haram on TV?”

The Shaikh: “Yes!”

“When the TV begins to make rukoo’ and sujood (then you may stay at home and follow him) until then go to the masjid (where it is obligatory for the men to perform their daily prayers)!” lololol masha’allaah

May Allaah have mercy on the Shaikh, Aameen!

And the humor of Shaykh Ubayd hafidhahullah , Our brother Aboo Tasneem was with the Shaykh hafidhahullah and a companion walking one day where upon they said: Yaa Shaykh its Aboo Tasneem “Dawood” where upon the shaykh said: “aaah Dawood… where is Sulimaan”? lol
So Aboo Tasneems companions said: “Ya Shaykh its me, its me Jibreel” where upon the Shaykh said: “aah Jibreel…. where’s Mika’eel”?? lol masha’allaah the brothers where trying to get the shaykh to remember them as he is blind, he knew the brothers but masha’allaah he was just playing with them..

Masha’allaah the humour of our mashaykh hafidhahullah ta aala

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And finally the humor of our habeeb Shaykh ud-deen al Albanee rahimahullaah ta aala

There was a young brother riding/sitting in the car with Shaykh al-Albanee rahimahullaah, and for those that knew the Shaykh he was a FAST driving masha’allaah he used to liiikkke to drive real fast and people had warned him about it “lol” So the young guy turned to the Shaykh and said: “Yaa Shaykh you no Shaykh bin Baz rahimahullaah has said that its haram to drive like this” so the Shaykh replied: “the one who made that fatawa is a man that has never driven before” !! lol so the young brother said: “im gunna go back and tell Shaykh what you said”!!
So when he got back to Shaykh bin Baz rahimahullaah he said: “I was ridding with Shaykh al-Albanee and he was driving REAL FAST and I told him that you said it was haram to drive like this and you no what he said”: ?? The man who made that fatwa is a man that has never driven before, lolol, So Shaykh bin Baz said: “and the man who said that is a man who has never paid the blood money before” lol.. allaahu’akbar the humor of our habeebs masha’allaah

Alhamduillaah the Mashyakh are the inheritors of the Prophet salla allaahu alayhe wa sallaam, and we know that the prophet was known for his humor masha'allaah la haula wa la quwwata illa billaah.. We should try and act upon every sunnah as there is a great ajr alhamduilaah but insha'allaah with in the guidelines as narrated by rasool salla allahu alayhe wa sallaam who said: “Woe to the one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh; woe to him, woe to him.” Narrated by Abu Dawood, al-Tirmidhi and al-Nasaa’i

May allaah subhanaahu wa ta'aala have mercy upon there souls ameen
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:20 pm

Hosh' bit' ljubazan da nam ovo prevedesh ?

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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:21 pm

Vala popih kavu, ali nijedan kolač danas...
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:23 pm

Ne sluzhim vishe jpeg kahve

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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:27 pm

Ccc... Vala će me ono JPEG do kraja života pratiti.

Sad će jacija, in ša Allah poslije jacije.
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:37 pm

Amina zar nam ti nisi ''Amerikanka''
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:49 pm

Imam u hadisu, šejh Muhammed Nasiruddin el-Albani, rahumehullah priča:

Kupio sam komad zemlje, jer je bilo jeftino, i počeo sam da gradim kuću i radnju na toj zemlji. Kako se desilo, udaljenost od moje kuće do Zahirijske biblioteke do koje sam često išao je postalo veće. U to vrijeme bih radio na jednom ili dva časovnika prije nego bi se biblioteka otvorila. Tad sam kupio bicikl da bi ga vozio, i to je bilo prvi put stanovnicima Damaska da vide šejha sa turbanom kako vozi biciklo! Bio je jedan hrišćanski časopois koje se zvao El-Muzhiku-l-Mubki, koji je spomenuo ovu neobičnost! No, ja nisam nimalo bio zabrinut ovim stvarčicama, jer je jedino što je meni bilo važno: uštediti vrijeme.

Sefehatu-l-bejda min hajati šejhina el- Albani, str 24.
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:58 pm

Kaže Ihsan ibn Muhammed el-'Utejbi da je šejh Muhammed ibn Salih el Usejmin jedne prilike uzeo taksi,kad se vaćao iz Harema. Tokom vožnje, vozač je htio malo da se upozna sa šejhom pa ga pita ko je. Kaže Šejh: "Muhammed ibn Usejmin."

- Šejh Muhammed Ibn Usejmin? (iznenađeno, jer je mislio da ga laže; činilo mu se nemoguće da šejh uđe kod njega u taksi)

- Da, taj šejh.

Taksista se okrenu da pogleda šejha, jer ga je ovo dobro iznenadilo. Tada ga šejh upita: "A ko si ti, brate?"

- Šejh AbdulAziz ibn Baz!!! - Šejh ibn Usejmin se nasmija i reče:

- Ti si šejh Ibn Baz!!!

- Jesam koliko si ti ibn Usejmin!!!

- Ali šejh Ibn Baz je slijep i ne vozi kola!

Na kraju ovaj taxista skonta da je ovo stvarno šejh Muhammed ibn Salih el Usejmin, te i skonta u šta se ovo uvalio.
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:15 am

Jednog dana eš-šejh, el-feqih, el-usuli, el-'allama Muhammed ibn Salih el Usejmin rahimehullah je upitan na jednom od svojih ramazanskih dersova: "Plemeniti šejh! Da li mi je dozvoljeno da ostanem kući i klanjam moje farzove a slijedim imama u Haremu preko TV-a?" Šejh, da mu se Allah smiluje, i da nas Allah spoji sa njim u Džennetu, kaže: "Jeste! Kad ti Tv počne činiti ruku' i sedždu, tada klanjaj za njim dotad idi u mesdžid!"

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Šejh Ubejd, hafizahullah

Kaže se da je brat Ebu Tesnim bio sa šejhom, hafizahullah, a on je bio slijep, i bilio su sa još jednim bratom, pa rekoše: "Šejh, ovo je Ebu Tesnim Dawud!" a šejh kaže: "Aaaa, Dawud... A gdje je Sulejman!" Drug Ebu Tesnima reče: "Šejh, ja sam, Džibril!" a šejh kaže "Aaaa Džibril... A gdje je Mikail?" Šejh je prepoznao braću, no se malo sa njim igrao.

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Jedan mlađi brat je imao priliku da se vozi sa šejhom El Albanijem, rahimehullahhu te'ala, a šejh je vozio brzo, i to baš brzo. Toliko je vozio, da su ga ljudi na to upozoravali, oa tako i ovaj mladi brat: "Šejh, znaš li da je šejh ibn Baz izdao fetvu da je haram da se tako vozi?" Kaše šejh, Allah mu se smilovao: "Taj koji je izdao fetvu nikad nije vozio!" - "Vratiću se šejhu Ibn Bazu, i reći ću mu šta si rekao!"

Pa se ovaj brat vratio šejhu Ibn Bazu i rekao mu da šejh El Albani BAŠ BRZO vozi, i da je rekao: "Taj koji je izdao fetvu nikad nije vozio!" Tada šejh Ibn Baz odgovara: "Taj čovjek, koji ti je to rekao nikad prije nije platio krvarinu!"
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:22 am

Meni haman ništa nije smiješno,osim ovog zadnjeg.
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:23 am

MashAllah ,Allah te nagradi brate za ove tekstove.

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Allahu moj ako je ovo sto zelim uraditi lose po mene, po moju vjeru, Dunjaluk i Ahiret , onda to otkloni od mene i odredi mi da se desi bolje od toga, bez obzira sta to bilo, i ucini da time budem zadovoljna.Amin!
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:30 am

One prve i jesu više anegdote, a zadnja je meni bila baš coolj.
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:31 am

Hare šukren leke.
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:32 am

'Afwen leke ahi-l-kerim!
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:57 pm

MasaAllah ovo je stvarno super da te Allah nagradi brate
pa ako imas jos prostiraj nam
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KomentarNaslov komentara: Re: Naša ulema i njihov smisao za humor   Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:04 pm

Amin, Allah i tebe nagradio!

Ovo je ono na šta sam trenutno naišao, ako naiđem na nešto više, in ša Allah postaviću...
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